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In the “product review as performance art” category, Buzzfeed collected these gems. Strongly suggest you put any hot liquids far, far away from the computer before reading.

My personal favorite is the Parent/Child Testing Kit, especially now that I know the possibility of receiving a live bobcat in the mail! Glerp, indeed.

I’ll be laughing all the way to Albuquerque.

A. Chappell, whether his experience with this product is real or not, has provided the best laugh I’ve had in a long time. If it really happened, I feel for him and applaud his ability to laugh at himself, and if it’s fiction, well, I’ll read anything else he writes.

As he tells it:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit of a treat…

Um, fair use requires that I not reprint the entire story here, but do go read the rest, and put the coffee down first.