A. Chappell, whether his experience with this product is real or not, has provided the best laugh I’ve had in a long time. If it really happened, I feel for him and applaud his ability to laugh at himself, and if it’s fiction, well, I’ll read anything else he writes.
As he tells it:
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit of a treat…
Um, fair use requires that I not reprint the entire story here, but do go read the rest, and put the coffee down first.