Unfortunately for us, the Etsy artist who created this headpiece has taken the item off sale. Too bad she didn’t know about our genre and all the folks who really like dick. I’m not sure I would choose yellow floral for my symbol of genre love, but she might have a nice purple geometric fabric she could work up. The white feathers would be even more dramatic with more contrast.
If you want to try talking the artist into a custom item, try here, but you might prefer a glittery Eiffel Tower headpiece, or a floral bunny.