A Jew took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. Shortly thereafter a blind man came by and sat down next to him.
Feeling neighborly, the Jew offered a sheet of matzoh to the blind man.
The blind man ran his fingers over the matzoh for a minute, and exclaimed, “Who wrote this?”
A good Passover to all my friends who celebrate. We’re having matzoh brie for dinner tonight. My husband’s going to be very surprised. He thinks it’s Easter.